| SIZE | WIDTH | LENGTH |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 in | 28 in |
| M | 20 in | 29 in |
| L | 22 in | 30 in |
| XL | 24 in | 31 in |
| 2XL | 26 in | 32 in |
| 3XL | 28 in | 33 in |
| 4XL | 30 in | 34 in |
| 5XL | 32 in | 35 in |

- 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Heavyweight classic unisex tee
- Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
- Decoration type: Digital Print
















Marge Hoppe –
A great shirt for anyone who loves a bit of dark humor. Perfect for grumpy old women who are too old to fight and too slow to run.
Nathan Turner III –
A funny, irreverent shirt for those who don’t take life too seriously. A great gift for the grumpy old woman in your life!
Dr. Alyce Bergnaum II –
An amusing shirt for those who don’t take life too seriously. Great gift for the grumpy old woman in your life.
Virgie Halvorson –
A great shirt for anyone who loves grumpy old women! “I’m too old to fight, too slow to run, I’ll just shoot you” is a hilarious quote. A must-have for any fan of the Grim Reaper.
Citlalli Parisian –
A clever and witty take on the Grim Reaper. Perfect for those who are too old to fight, too slow to run!