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As God Is My Witness I Thought Turkeys Could Fly Funny Shirt
As God Is My Witness I Thought Turkeys Could Fly Funny Shirt
As God Is My Witness I Thought Turkeys Could Fly Funny Shirt
As God Is My Witness I Thought Turkeys Could Fly Funny Shirt
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    Unisex Tee
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 18 in 28 in
    M 20 in 29 in
    L 22 in 30 in
    XL 24 in 31 in
    2XL 26 in 32 in
    3XL 28 in 33 in
    4XL 30 in 34 in
    5XL 32 in 35 in
    Size Chart Unisex T Shirt
    Size Chart Unisex T Shirt
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 46 cm 71 cm
    M 51 cm 74 cm
    L 56 cm 76 cm
    XL 61 cm 79 cm
    2XL 66 cm 81 cm
    3XL 71 cm 84 cm
    4XL 76 cm 86 cm
    5XL 81 cm 89 cm
    Size Chart Unisex T Shirt
    Size Chart Unisex T Shirt
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Ladies Tee
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 17 in 25 in
    M 18 in 26 in
    L 19.5 in 27 in
    XL 20.5 in 27.75 in
    2XL 23 in 28 in
    3XL 24.5 in 28.5 in
    Size Chart Ladies T Shirt
    Size Chart Ladies T Shirt
    • 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
    • Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
    • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
    • Decoration Type: Digital Print
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 43.18 cm 63.5 cm
    M 45.72 cm 66.04 cm
    L 49.53 cm 68.58 cm
    XL 52.07 cm 70.48 cm
    2XL 58.42 cm 71.12 cm
    3XL 62.23 cm 72.39 cm
    Size Chart Ladies T Shirt
    Size Chart Ladies T Shirt
    • 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
    • Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
    • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
    • Decoration Type: Digital Print
    Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 20 in 26 in
    M 22 in 27 in
    L 24 in 28 in
    XL 26 in 29 in
    2XL 28 in 30 in
    3XL 30 in 31 in
    4XL 32 in 32 in
    5XL 34 in 33 in
    Size Chart Sweatshirt
    Size Chart Sweatshirt
    • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
    • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
    • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
    • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 50.8 cm 66 cm
    M 55.9 cm 74 cm
    L 68.6 cm 71 cm
    XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
    2XL 71 cm 76 cm
    3XL 76.2 cm 78.7 cm
    4XL 81.3 cm 81.3 cm
    5XL 86.4 cm 83.8 cm
    Size Chart Sweatshirt
    Size Chart Sweatshirt
    • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
    • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
    • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
    • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Unisex Hoodie
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 20 in 26 in
    M 22 in 27 in
    L 24 in 28 in
    XL 26 in 29 in
    2XL 28 in 30 in
    3XL 29 in 32 in
    4XL 32 in 33 in
    5XL 34 in 34 in
    Size Chart Hoodie
    Size Chart Hoodie
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 50.8 cm 66 cm
    M 55.9 cm 74 cm
    L 68.6 cm 71 cm
    XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
    2XL 71 cm 76 cm
    3XL 73.7 cm 81.3 cm
    4XL 81.3 cm 83.8 cm
    5XL 86.4 cm 86.4 cm
    Size Chart Hoodie
    Size Chart Hoodie
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Unisex Long Sleeve
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 18 in 28 in
    M 20 in 29 in
    L 22 in 30 in
    XL 24 in 31 in
    2XL 26 in 32 in
    3XL 28 in 33 in
    4XL 30 in 34 in
    5XL 32 in 35 in
    Size Chart Long Sleeve T Shirt
    Size Chart Long Sleeve T Shirt
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 46 cm 71 cm
    M 51 cm 74 cm
    L 56 cm 76 cm
    XL 61 cm 79 cm
    2XL 66 cm 81 cm
    3XL 71 cm 84 cm
    4XL 76 cm 86 cm
    5XL 81 cm 89 cm
    Size Chart Long Sleeve T Shirt
    Size Chart Long Sleeve T Shirt
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Youth Tee
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    YXS 16 in 20.5 in
    YS 17 in 22 in
    YM 18 in 23.5 in
    YL 19 in 25 in
    YXL 20 in 26.5 in
    Size Chart Youth T Shirt
    Size Chart Youth T Shirt
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    YXS 40.6 cm 52 cm
    YS 43.2 cm 55.9 cm
    YM 45.7 cm 59.7 cm
    YL 48.6 cm 63.5 cm
    YXL 50.8 cm 67.3 cm
    Size Chart Youth T Shirt
    Size Chart Youth T Shirt
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Men Tank Top
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    XS 16 in 27 in
    S 18 in 28 in
    M 20 in 29 in
    L 22 in 30 in
    XL 24 in 31 in
    2XL 26 in 32 in
    3XL 28 in 33 in
    Size Chart Men Tank Top
    Size Chart Men Tank Top
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    XS 40.6 cm 68.6 cm
    S 45.7 cm 71 cm
    M 50.8 cm 73.6 cm
    L 55.9 cm 76.2 cm
    XL 61 cm 78.7 cm
    2XL 71 cm 83.8 cm
    3XL 81.3 cm 81.3 cm
    Size Chart Men Tank Top
    Size Chart Men Tank Top
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Women Tank Top
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    XS 14 in 27 in
    S 15 in 27.5 in
    M 16 in 28 in
    L 17 in 28.5 in
    XL 18 in 29 in
    2XL 19 in 29.5 in
    Size Chart Racerback Tank Top
    Size Chart Racerback Tank Top
    • 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
    • 30 singles
    • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    XS 35.6 cm 68.6 cm
    S 38 cm 69.8 cm
    M 40.6 cm 71.1 cm
    L 43.2 cm 72.4 cm
    XL 45.7 cm 73.7 cm
    2XL 48.3 cm 74.9 cm
    Size Chart Racerback Tank Top
    Size Chart Racerback Tank Top
    • 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
    • 30 singles
    • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Youth Pullover Hoodie
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    YS 14 in 17 in
    YM 16 in 19.5 in
    YL 18.75 in 23 in
    YXL 20.5 in 24.5 in
    Size Chart Youth Hoodie
    Size Chart Youth Hoodie
    • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
    • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
    • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    YS 35.5 cm 43.2 cm
    YM 40.6 cm 49.5 cm
    YL 47.6 cm 58.4 cm
    YXL 52.1 cm 62.2 cm
    Size Chart Youth Hoodie
    Size Chart Youth Hoodie
    • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
    • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
    • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Unisex T-Shirt
    • Total: $0.00
  • Baste Me, Daddy - Sexy Funny Thanksgiving Turkey Shirt $19.95
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    Size Guide

    Size Chart

    Unisex Tee
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 18 in 28 in
    M 20 in 29 in
    L 22 in 30 in
    XL 24 in 31 in
    2XL 26 in 32 in
    3XL 28 in 33 in
    4XL 30 in 34 in
    5XL 32 in 35 in
    Size Chart Unisex T Shirt
    Size Chart Unisex T Shirt
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 46 cm 71 cm
    M 51 cm 74 cm
    L 56 cm 76 cm
    XL 61 cm 79 cm
    2XL 66 cm 81 cm
    3XL 71 cm 84 cm
    4XL 76 cm 86 cm
    5XL 81 cm 89 cm
    Size Chart Unisex T Shirt
    Size Chart Unisex T Shirt
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Ladies Tee
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 17 in 25 in
    M 18 in 26 in
    L 19.5 in 27 in
    XL 20.5 in 27.75 in
    2XL 23 in 28 in
    3XL 24.5 in 28.5 in
    Size Chart Ladies T Shirt
    Size Chart Ladies T Shirt
    • 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
    • Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
    • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
    • Decoration Type: Digital Print
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 43.18 cm 63.5 cm
    M 45.72 cm 66.04 cm
    L 49.53 cm 68.58 cm
    XL 52.07 cm 70.48 cm
    2XL 58.42 cm 71.12 cm
    3XL 62.23 cm 72.39 cm
    Size Chart Ladies T Shirt
    Size Chart Ladies T Shirt
    • 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
    • Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
    • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
    • Decoration Type: Digital Print
    Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 20 in 26 in
    M 22 in 27 in
    L 24 in 28 in
    XL 26 in 29 in
    2XL 28 in 30 in
    3XL 30 in 31 in
    4XL 32 in 32 in
    5XL 34 in 33 in
    Size Chart Sweatshirt
    Size Chart Sweatshirt
    • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
    • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
    • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
    • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 50.8 cm 66 cm
    M 55.9 cm 74 cm
    L 68.6 cm 71 cm
    XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
    2XL 71 cm 76 cm
    3XL 76.2 cm 78.7 cm
    4XL 81.3 cm 81.3 cm
    5XL 86.4 cm 83.8 cm
    Size Chart Sweatshirt
    Size Chart Sweatshirt
    • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
    • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
    • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
    • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Unisex Hoodie
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 20 in 26 in
    M 22 in 27 in
    L 24 in 28 in
    XL 26 in 29 in
    2XL 28 in 30 in
    3XL 29 in 32 in
    4XL 32 in 33 in
    5XL 34 in 34 in
    Size Chart Hoodie
    Size Chart Hoodie
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 50.8 cm 66 cm
    M 55.9 cm 74 cm
    L 68.6 cm 71 cm
    XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
    2XL 71 cm 76 cm
    3XL 73.7 cm 81.3 cm
    4XL 81.3 cm 83.8 cm
    5XL 86.4 cm 86.4 cm
    Size Chart Hoodie
    Size Chart Hoodie
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Unisex Long Sleeve
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 18 in 28 in
    M 20 in 29 in
    L 22 in 30 in
    XL 24 in 31 in
    2XL 26 in 32 in
    3XL 28 in 33 in
    4XL 30 in 34 in
    5XL 32 in 35 in
    Size Chart Long Sleeve T Shirt
    Size Chart Long Sleeve T Shirt
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 46 cm 71 cm
    M 51 cm 74 cm
    L 56 cm 76 cm
    XL 61 cm 79 cm
    2XL 66 cm 81 cm
    3XL 71 cm 84 cm
    4XL 76 cm 86 cm
    5XL 81 cm 89 cm
    Size Chart Long Sleeve T Shirt
    Size Chart Long Sleeve T Shirt
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Youth Tee
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    YXS 16 in 20.5 in
    YS 17 in 22 in
    YM 18 in 23.5 in
    YL 19 in 25 in
    YXL 20 in 26.5 in
    Size Chart Youth T Shirt
    Size Chart Youth T Shirt
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    YXS 40.6 cm 52 cm
    YS 43.2 cm 55.9 cm
    YM 45.7 cm 59.7 cm
    YL 48.6 cm 63.5 cm
    YXL 50.8 cm 67.3 cm
    Size Chart Youth T Shirt
    Size Chart Youth T Shirt
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Men Tank Top
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    XS 16 in 27 in
    S 18 in 28 in
    M 20 in 29 in
    L 22 in 30 in
    XL 24 in 31 in
    2XL 26 in 32 in
    3XL 28 in 33 in
    Size Chart Men Tank Top
    Size Chart Men Tank Top
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    XS 40.6 cm 68.6 cm
    S 45.7 cm 71 cm
    M 50.8 cm 73.6 cm
    L 55.9 cm 76.2 cm
    XL 61 cm 78.7 cm
    2XL 71 cm 83.8 cm
    3XL 81.3 cm 81.3 cm
    Size Chart Men Tank Top
    Size Chart Men Tank Top
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Women Tank Top
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    XS 14 in 27 in
    S 15 in 27.5 in
    M 16 in 28 in
    L 17 in 28.5 in
    XL 18 in 29 in
    2XL 19 in 29.5 in
    Size Chart Racerback Tank Top
    Size Chart Racerback Tank Top
    • 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
    • 30 singles
    • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    XS 35.6 cm 68.6 cm
    S 38 cm 69.8 cm
    M 40.6 cm 71.1 cm
    L 43.2 cm 72.4 cm
    XL 45.7 cm 73.7 cm
    2XL 48.3 cm 74.9 cm
    Size Chart Racerback Tank Top
    Size Chart Racerback Tank Top
    • 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
    • 30 singles
    • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Youth Pullover Hoodie
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    YS 14 in 17 in
    YM 16 in 19.5 in
    YL 18.75 in 23 in
    YXL 20.5 in 24.5 in
    Size Chart Youth Hoodie
    Size Chart Youth Hoodie
    • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
    • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
    • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    YS 35.5 cm 43.2 cm
    YM 40.6 cm 49.5 cm
    YL 47.6 cm 58.4 cm
    YXL 52.1 cm 62.2 cm
    Size Chart Youth Hoodie
    Size Chart Youth Hoodie
    • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
    • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
    • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Unisex T-Shirt
    • Total: $0.00
  • Im A Breast Man Turkey Funny Thanksgiving Dinner Dad Shirt $19.95
    Select Options
    Size Guide

    Size Chart

    Unisex Tee
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 18 in 28 in
    M 20 in 29 in
    L 22 in 30 in
    XL 24 in 31 in
    2XL 26 in 32 in
    3XL 28 in 33 in
    4XL 30 in 34 in
    5XL 32 in 35 in
    Size Chart Unisex T Shirt
    Size Chart Unisex T Shirt
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 46 cm 71 cm
    M 51 cm 74 cm
    L 56 cm 76 cm
    XL 61 cm 79 cm
    2XL 66 cm 81 cm
    3XL 71 cm 84 cm
    4XL 76 cm 86 cm
    5XL 81 cm 89 cm
    Size Chart Unisex T Shirt
    Size Chart Unisex T Shirt
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Ladies Tee
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 17 in 25 in
    M 18 in 26 in
    L 19.5 in 27 in
    XL 20.5 in 27.75 in
    2XL 23 in 28 in
    3XL 24.5 in 28.5 in
    Size Chart Ladies T Shirt
    Size Chart Ladies T Shirt
    • 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
    • Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
    • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
    • Decoration Type: Digital Print
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 43.18 cm 63.5 cm
    M 45.72 cm 66.04 cm
    L 49.53 cm 68.58 cm
    XL 52.07 cm 70.48 cm
    2XL 58.42 cm 71.12 cm
    3XL 62.23 cm 72.39 cm
    Size Chart Ladies T Shirt
    Size Chart Ladies T Shirt
    • 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
    • Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
    • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
    • Decoration Type: Digital Print
    Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 20 in 26 in
    M 22 in 27 in
    L 24 in 28 in
    XL 26 in 29 in
    2XL 28 in 30 in
    3XL 30 in 31 in
    4XL 32 in 32 in
    5XL 34 in 33 in
    Size Chart Sweatshirt
    Size Chart Sweatshirt
    • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
    • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
    • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
    • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 50.8 cm 66 cm
    M 55.9 cm 74 cm
    L 68.6 cm 71 cm
    XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
    2XL 71 cm 76 cm
    3XL 76.2 cm 78.7 cm
    4XL 81.3 cm 81.3 cm
    5XL 86.4 cm 83.8 cm
    Size Chart Sweatshirt
    Size Chart Sweatshirt
    • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
    • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
    • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
    • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Unisex Hoodie
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 20 in 26 in
    M 22 in 27 in
    L 24 in 28 in
    XL 26 in 29 in
    2XL 28 in 30 in
    3XL 29 in 32 in
    4XL 32 in 33 in
    5XL 34 in 34 in
    Size Chart Hoodie
    Size Chart Hoodie
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 50.8 cm 66 cm
    M 55.9 cm 74 cm
    L 68.6 cm 71 cm
    XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
    2XL 71 cm 76 cm
    3XL 73.7 cm 81.3 cm
    4XL 81.3 cm 83.8 cm
    5XL 86.4 cm 86.4 cm
    Size Chart Hoodie
    Size Chart Hoodie
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Unisex Long Sleeve
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 18 in 28 in
    M 20 in 29 in
    L 22 in 30 in
    XL 24 in 31 in
    2XL 26 in 32 in
    3XL 28 in 33 in
    4XL 30 in 34 in
    5XL 32 in 35 in
    Size Chart Long Sleeve T Shirt
    Size Chart Long Sleeve T Shirt
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    S 46 cm 71 cm
    M 51 cm 74 cm
    L 56 cm 76 cm
    XL 61 cm 79 cm
    2XL 66 cm 81 cm
    3XL 71 cm 84 cm
    4XL 76 cm 86 cm
    5XL 81 cm 89 cm
    Size Chart Long Sleeve T Shirt
    Size Chart Long Sleeve T Shirt
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Youth Tee
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    YXS 16 in 20.5 in
    YS 17 in 22 in
    YM 18 in 23.5 in
    YL 19 in 25 in
    YXL 20 in 26.5 in
    Size Chart Youth T Shirt
    Size Chart Youth T Shirt
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    YXS 40.6 cm 52 cm
    YS 43.2 cm 55.9 cm
    YM 45.7 cm 59.7 cm
    YL 48.6 cm 63.5 cm
    YXL 50.8 cm 67.3 cm
    Size Chart Youth T Shirt
    Size Chart Youth T Shirt
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Men Tank Top
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    XS 16 in 27 in
    S 18 in 28 in
    M 20 in 29 in
    L 22 in 30 in
    XL 24 in 31 in
    2XL 26 in 32 in
    3XL 28 in 33 in
    Size Chart Men Tank Top
    Size Chart Men Tank Top
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    XS 40.6 cm 68.6 cm
    S 45.7 cm 71 cm
    M 50.8 cm 73.6 cm
    L 55.9 cm 76.2 cm
    XL 61 cm 78.7 cm
    2XL 71 cm 83.8 cm
    3XL 81.3 cm 81.3 cm
    Size Chart Men Tank Top
    Size Chart Men Tank Top
    • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
    • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
    • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Women Tank Top
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    XS 14 in 27 in
    S 15 in 27.5 in
    M 16 in 28 in
    L 17 in 28.5 in
    XL 18 in 29 in
    2XL 19 in 29.5 in
    Size Chart Racerback Tank Top
    Size Chart Racerback Tank Top
    • 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
    • 30 singles
    • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    XS 35.6 cm 68.6 cm
    S 38 cm 69.8 cm
    M 40.6 cm 71.1 cm
    L 43.2 cm 72.4 cm
    XL 45.7 cm 73.7 cm
    2XL 48.3 cm 74.9 cm
    Size Chart Racerback Tank Top
    Size Chart Racerback Tank Top
    • 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
    • 30 singles
    • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Youth Pullover Hoodie
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    YS 14 in 17 in
    YM 16 in 19.5 in
    YL 18.75 in 23 in
    YXL 20.5 in 24.5 in
    Size Chart Youth Hoodie
    Size Chart Youth Hoodie
    • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
    • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
    • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
    YS 35.5 cm 43.2 cm
    YM 40.6 cm 49.5 cm
    YL 47.6 cm 58.4 cm
    YXL 52.1 cm 62.2 cm
    Size Chart Youth Hoodie
    Size Chart Youth Hoodie
    • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
    • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
    • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
    • Decoration type: Digital Print
    Unisex T-Shirt
    • Total: $0.00

As God Is My Witness I Thought Turkeys Could Fly Funny Shirt

$19.95

Size Guide

Size Chart

Unisex Tee
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
Size Chart Unisex T Shirt
Size Chart Unisex T Shirt
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
2XL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71 cm 84 cm
4XL 76 cm 86 cm
5XL 81 cm 89 cm
Size Chart Unisex T Shirt
Size Chart Unisex T Shirt
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Ladies Tee
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 17 in 25 in
M 18 in 26 in
L 19.5 in 27 in
XL 20.5 in 27.75 in
2XL 23 in 28 in
3XL 24.5 in 28.5 in
Size Chart Ladies T Shirt
Size Chart Ladies T Shirt
  • 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
  • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
  • Decoration Type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 43.18 cm 63.5 cm
M 45.72 cm 66.04 cm
L 49.53 cm 68.58 cm
XL 52.07 cm 70.48 cm
2XL 58.42 cm 71.12 cm
3XL 62.23 cm 72.39 cm
Size Chart Ladies T Shirt
Size Chart Ladies T Shirt
  • 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey 99% cotton, 1% polyester
  • Feminine 1/2 inch rib mid scoop neck; sideseamed with slightly tapered Missy fit
  • Double-needle stitching throughout; seamless rib at neck
  • Decoration Type: Digital Print
Unisex Crewneck Sweatshirt
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 30 in 31 in
4XL 32 in 32 in
5XL 34 in 33 in
Size Chart Sweatshirt
Size Chart Sweatshirt
  • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
  • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 50.8 cm 66 cm
M 55.9 cm 74 cm
L 68.6 cm 71 cm
XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 76 cm
3XL 76.2 cm 78.7 cm
4XL 81.3 cm 81.3 cm
5XL 86.4 cm 83.8 cm
Size Chart Sweatshirt
Size Chart Sweatshirt
  • 8 oz; 55% cotton/45% polyester
  • Air jet yarn for a softer feel and no pilling
  • 1x1 athletic rib cuffs and waistband with spandex; Double-needle stitching
  • Care: Machine wash cold; Tumble dry low
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Unisex Hoodie
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 20 in 26 in
M 22 in 27 in
L 24 in 28 in
XL 26 in 29 in
2XL 28 in 30 in
3XL 29 in 32 in
4XL 32 in 33 in
5XL 34 in 34 in
Size Chart Hoodie
Size Chart Hoodie
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 50.8 cm 66 cm
M 55.9 cm 74 cm
L 68.6 cm 71 cm
XL 66 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 76 cm
3XL 73.7 cm 81.3 cm
4XL 81.3 cm 83.8 cm
5XL 86.4 cm 86.4 cm
Size Chart Hoodie
Size Chart Hoodie
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Unisex Long Sleeve
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
4XL 30 in 34 in
5XL 32 in 35 in
Size Chart Long Sleeve T Shirt
Size Chart Long Sleeve T Shirt
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
S 46 cm 71 cm
M 51 cm 74 cm
L 56 cm 76 cm
XL 61 cm 79 cm
2XL 66 cm 81 cm
3XL 71 cm 84 cm
4XL 76 cm 86 cm
5XL 81 cm 89 cm
Size Chart Long Sleeve T Shirt
Size Chart Long Sleeve T Shirt
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Youth Tee
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 16 in 20.5 in
YS 17 in 22 in
YM 18 in 23.5 in
YL 19 in 25 in
YXL 20 in 26.5 in
Size Chart Youth T Shirt
Size Chart Youth T Shirt
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YXS 40.6 cm 52 cm
YS 43.2 cm 55.9 cm
YM 45.7 cm 59.7 cm
YL 48.6 cm 63.5 cm
YXL 50.8 cm 67.3 cm
Size Chart Youth T Shirt
Size Chart Youth T Shirt
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Men Tank Top
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 16 in 27 in
S 18 in 28 in
M 20 in 29 in
L 22 in 30 in
XL 24 in 31 in
2XL 26 in 32 in
3XL 28 in 33 in
Size Chart Men Tank Top
Size Chart Men Tank Top
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 40.6 cm 68.6 cm
S 45.7 cm 71 cm
M 50.8 cm 73.6 cm
L 55.9 cm 76.2 cm
XL 61 cm 78.7 cm
2XL 71 cm 83.8 cm
3XL 81.3 cm 81.3 cm
Size Chart Men Tank Top
Size Chart Men Tank Top
  • 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Heavyweight classic unisex tee
  • Taped neck and shoulders; Tearaway label
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Women Tank Top
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 14 in 27 in
S 15 in 27.5 in
M 16 in 28 in
L 17 in 28.5 in
XL 18 in 29 in
2XL 19 in 29.5 in
Size Chart Racerback Tank Top
Size Chart Racerback Tank Top
  • 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
  • 30 singles
  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
XS 35.6 cm 68.6 cm
S 38 cm 69.8 cm
M 40.6 cm 71.1 cm
L 43.2 cm 72.4 cm
XL 45.7 cm 73.7 cm
2XL 48.3 cm 74.9 cm
Size Chart Racerback Tank Top
Size Chart Racerback Tank Top
  • 4 oz, 60% combed ring-spun cotton/40% polyester jersey
  • 30 singles
  • Fabric laundered for reduced shrinkage; Runs small, we suggest ordering up
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Youth Pullover Hoodie
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YS 14 in 17 in
YM 16 in 19.5 in
YL 18.75 in 23 in
YXL 20.5 in 24.5 in
Size Chart Youth Hoodie
Size Chart Youth Hoodie
  • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
  • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
SIZE WIDTH LENGTH
YS 35.5 cm 43.2 cm
YM 40.6 cm 49.5 cm
YL 47.6 cm 58.4 cm
YXL 52.1 cm 62.2 cm
Size Chart Youth Hoodie
Size Chart Youth Hoodie
  • 7.75-ounce, 50% cotton, 50% polyester
  • No drawcord on kids' hoodies
  • We suggest ordering one or two sizes up for a fuller fit; Please refer to size chart for actual garment measurements
  • Decoration type: Digital Print
Unisex T-Shirt
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Product information

Brand Macoroo
Material Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester); Antique colors are 60% cotton, 40% polyester.
Direct-to-Film (DTF) print The design is printed on a special film and then transferred to the garment
Moisture wicking material Transfers moisture away from your skin during any physical activity and keeps you cool
UPF 40+ sun protection The garment protects against the sun with 40+ UPF
Color Printed With Different Colors
Size From S to 5XL.
Style Unisex T-Shirt, Women’s T-Shirt, Unisex Hoodies, Unisex Long Sleeve, Unisex Crewnech Sweatshirt, Unisex Tank Top, Unisex V-neck, and more.
Product Care Instructions Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Do not bleach; Do not tumble dry; Do not iron; Do not dryclean.
Printed From the United States
Occasion As God Is My Witness I Thought Turkeys Could Fly Funny
SKU 3vw6FpOard33124760

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  • All products are proudly printed in the United States.
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Production Times:

  • Standard apparel typically produce in 3-5 business days.
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5 reviews for As God Is My Witness I Thought Turkeys Could Fly Funny Shirt

  1. Trycia Hintz –

    Funny, witty shirt with a great message. Perfect for turkey day!

  2. Lue Turner –

    Funny and clever! Great shirt for anyone who loves a good laugh.

  3. Tomas Watsica –

    This shirt is hilarious! A great gift for any turkey lover. Highly recommend!

  4. Mr. Devante Gerlach –

    Funny shirt with a clever play on words. A must-have for turkey lovers!

  5. Marques Schneider –

    Funny shirt with a great message! Perfect for any occasion. Highly recommend!

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